I don't live to please you.: Archive

Me: I hate you all, you're all idiots.
Me: Why is that person staring at me.
Me: Omg what would happen if a man just burst in the room with a gun. I would totally be the heroic person who sacrifices themselves for others.
Me: No I don't know the answer to this question. Oh god, the teacher's going to call on me. My hand is not raised. Oh god oh god oh god, leave me alone. Act busy, just act busy. Abort mission, I repeat, abort mission.
Me: My stomach jut growled. When the fuck is lunch.
Me: We should make a class Hunger Games. Where everyone dies.
Me: AND NOW MY PENCILS BREAKING, AND YOU ONLY WANT ME WHEN I'M TAAAKENNNN.
Me: No, seriously, never open your mouth again.
Me: Ew, my teacher has children. They're sexually active. I wonder when they had sex for the first time. I wonder if they did drugs as a teenager. I totally bet they did.
Me: Yeah, no, if a man walked in with a gun, I totally wouldn't sacrifice myself for these idiots. I would hide under my desk and tell him to just take them all.
Me: Seriously, it's only been a minute.
Me: I will never use this shit in my life.

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When i'm on my period.

not-afraid-tu-dream:

Realizing I have it;

Getting cramps;

Someone pisses me off;

Someone tells me a joke;

I’m sitting in class all;

I’m craving food all;

My parents tell me to do something;

Going to bed;

Waking up, and seeing blood in my underwear;

Realizing it’s finally over;

Realizing It’s coming back in a month;

STORY OF MY LIFE omfg and prom is in 3 days wahhhhhhhhh

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